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Shocking leak reveals MIT plans to replace grad students with AI robots

Ever since graduate students successfully achieved union certification believing this would force MIT to pay higher wages for their laboratory labor while they studied to earn lottery tickets to win the impossible dream of becoming tenured professors, a secret project...

EXTRA: McGill joins the revolution, launches the Babbling Martlet

In the beginning was the Babbling Beaver, offering fake news you can trust from transgressive nerds at MIT. The Beaver said, “Let there be mockery,” and there was mockery. Woke weenies were aghast, and he saw that it was good. The Beaver begat the Flickering Beacon,...

Have a Happy DEI Thanksgiving

Source: MIT Institute Community & Equity Office The sacred mission of every modern university is to eliminate from its culture every last trace of racism, sexism, binary genderism, ableism, colonialism, trans & homophobia, toxic masculinity, white supremacy,...

MIT Graduate Student Union squares off against the Title IX IDHR gestapo

Discrimination, bullying, harassment, injustice, racism, homophobia … lions and tigers and bears oh my! MIT’s culture has apparently become so unsafe that a key sticking point in MIT’s Graduate Student Union (GSU) negotiations with Melissa Nobles and Cynthia Barnhart...