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Declaration of Woke Independence

Declaration of Woke Independence

WHEN in the Course of human Events, it becomes necessary for alumni, faculty, students, and friends of the world’s greatest STEM university to dissolve the ideological derangements that hold its community in thrall …

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MIT President appoints new Dean of Safe Spaces and Cry Rooms

MIT President appoints new Dean of Safe Spaces and Cry Rooms

Despite repeatedly lowering academic standards to reduce student stress and enable deeper inclusiveness of the less capable, social scientists ensconced in the School of Humanities, Arts, and Social Sciences determined that today’s heartsick, anguished, and enraged students have the lowest level of resilience to unwelcome ideas since Galileo was brought up on charges.

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The BIPOC-FEM-LGBTQing of Philosophy

The heteropatriarchy must be cleansed of the influence of dead white males whose philosophies created Western Civilization, the most oppressive culture in human history.

New MIT mascot “Woke TIM” debuts

Behold: The new Woke TIM (xe/xem), available for download here so you can paste it onto your retorts, jibes, mockeries, and impotent expressions of outrage over what has befallen our beloved alma mater.

Fully Feminizing STEM and MIT

Disparate outcomes can only be due to systemic bias and discrimination. Demasculinization must continue until proportional representation is achieved.