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The Babbling Beaver seeks right-wing extremists to poke fun of at MIT

In a search reminiscent of Doc Edgerton’s quest to find the Loch Ness Monster, a woke reader has challenged the Babbling Beaver to turn his withering wit upon right-wing extremists at MIT. Surely there must be some equally blameworthy for suppressing free speech,...

MIT Climate Justice Program helps redirect giant rivers of federal money

In her inaugural address MIT’s new president Sally Kornbluth indicated that “at least 20% of MIT’s faculty work on questions related to climate change.” This is a great way to keep federal dollars flowing to as many MIT departments as possible. But how can the School...