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Mushroom wisdom wielded by MIT anthropologists to decolonize biology

As the woke waters continue rising from the fever swamps of MIT’s School of Humanities, Arts, and Socialist Scientism the Department of Anthropology has taken on the challenge of decolonizing biology, yet another step on the road to overthrowing the oppression...

MIT researchers determined to teach large language models wokespeak

Scientists from MIT’s Computer Science and Artificial Intelligence Laboratory (CSAIL) are determined to make sure that programming AIs like ChatGPT incorporate “logic” that rids them of heretical biases absorbed from training on real-world data. Misinformation that...

The Midnight Ride of the Beaver’s Sneer

With apologies to Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Listen, my children, and you shall hear Of the woke march through a school you hold dear. The Ivies had already taken a dive But at MIT hope was still alive, The last holdout of the free engineer. He said to his friends,...

MIT “Poet of Code” spearheads the Algorithmic Justice League

When the Beaver concocted the AI Reparations Algorithm little did he know that an MIT digital celebrity and her band of comic book inspired superheroines already occupied the high ground. The Algorithmic Justice League is dedicated to fighting computerized villainy,...

Earth and Planetary Sciences (EAPS) is MIT’s woke sanctuary city

You might think climate scientists have their hands full making the most of the bonanza of attention, prestige, and funding that has come their way since convincing politicians, corporations, the media, and a rising generation of neurotic youth zombified by a...

MIT’s Interfaith Chaplain worried about AI’s that feel pain

MIT has come a long way since it drove Father Maloney out of town over his failure to rush to judgment and instantly sustain the prevailing media narrative over the BLM conflagration of the week. MIT’s new and improved Interfaith Chaplain Nina Lytton (she/her/hers)...

MIT diversity princelings party on

Is this a great gig, or what? The ever-growing staff at MIT’s Sloan School DEI Office has mastered the Diversity game. “Bryan needs to receive a lot of credit for having a vision that made the need for increasing our team size an essential part of our success....

MIT Poetic Justice Group creates art at the scale of injustice

How do we make urgent art in the space between feeling and fact? How can we create art at the scale of injustice? How do we create interdisciplinary creative proposals—employing prompts, challenges, collaborations—that explore what poetic justice—new forms of justice...

MIT students traumatized by words

A ferocious attack of words was unleashed at MIT this week terrifying vulnerable students, causing the DEI administration to go to Defcon 1. Emergency supplies of smelling salts and fainting couches were distributed across campus. Words appeared not only on flyers but...