In a technological breakthrough destined to Build a Better World™ MIT scientists have developed on injectable antenna that will allow battery-free, minimally invasive scalable bioelectric implants.

Ursula von der Leyden, President of the European Commission, immediately jumped on the technology, directing her engineers to incorporate it into the mandatory Digital ID program under development.

“Up until now we thought we could only control the behavior of our subjects through their smartphones,” explained the unelected empress. “This creates a loophole for dissidents. But by mandating the injection of these antennas at birth we will be able to monitor every citizen from cradle to grave.”

A religious exemption was carved out for devout Muslims because injectable antennas are haram.

Engineering development of the EU injectable Digital ID and associated social credit system will be funded by grants from George Soros’ Open Society Foundations.

Senate majority leader Chuck Schumer applauded the idea, as long as it is not used to verify the identity of anyone showing up at a polling place to vote.

Elon Musk reacted with horror. He vowed to use his X platform to foment national insurrections across Europe as soon as he finishes destroying Wokeness, establishing a colony on Mars, curing quadriplegia, and building a tunnel under the Atlantic that will allow refugees fleeing EUtopia to come to the US.