Are your leaders suffering from brain freeze? Has the world’s oldest Democracy turned into the world’s eldest Democracy? Are Brezhnev, Andropov, and Chernenko starting to look like spring chickens by comparison?

Have no fear, MIT is here! A new invention from MIT’s Media Lab called MemPal is poised to rescue Democracy.

MemPal is a wearable voice-based memory assistant that helps older adults live more independently and safely while also reducing caregiver burden. MemPal uses AI to automatically log the user’s actions in real-time based on visual context from a wearable camera. With this activity log, MemPal helps older adults recall locations of misplaced objects and completion of past actions using simple voice-based queries such as “Hey Pal, where is my nuclear football?”

When combined with a Bluetooth earpiece deep state operatives monitoring our elected leaders can issue discrete voice commands that will keep fractionally functional fossils in office long past their expiration date.

Think about the possibilities. If MemPal had only come out a few months sooner, Joe Biden would still be cruising toward reelection. Had it been available in the 1980s, the Soviet Union might never have fallen, allowing Paul Samuelson’s predictions to finally come true.

Please support our bipartisan Change.org campaign to insist that every member of our country’s geriatric leadership get fitted with one of these miraculous devices. Otherwise …

Democracy Dies in Dementia.