A few short years ago defeating the woke mind virus and driving a stake through the heart of DEI seemed like an Impossible Dream. How far we’ve climbed back from the depths of dismay!

To celebrate our march from victory to victory the Beaver of La Mancha offers you this heart-stirring anthem. Lyrics by the Babbling Beaver. Music scarfed from KaraFun Karaoke. Vocals by Taylor Swift, courtesy of the Lalal.ai voice changer. Image by Grok. Apologies to Mitch Leigh and Joe Darion.

Click here to listen and follow along with the lyrics below.

To Meme the Woke College Regime

To meme the woke college regime
To deal DEI the deathblow
To mock with relentless satire
To bury them all in guano

To laugh at the nonsense of clowns
To snort at their theories bizarre
To make fun of dumb woke professors
To show what birdbrains they all are

This is my quest most noble by far
They said it was hopeless that it was fubar

To fight for the right bringing forth loud guffaws
To be willing to give them all Hell and then more just because

And I know if I’ll only be true to this glorious quest
That my school will find reason again when no longer possessed

And the world will be better for this
When we heal the woke mind virus scars
When faculty find their own courage
To reach the unreachable star

Story suggested by Sancho Panza

N.B. The Beaver is looking for a jester-in-arms that has a real singing voice who can do a proper job laying down the vocal track for these occasional song parodies. The Lalal.ai voice changer will protect your anonymity. Drop an email to babblingbeaver@babblingbeaver.com if interested.