With DEI programs collapsing nationwide Cornell University has embarked on a new program to help gender studies majors prepare for meaningful careers after graduation.

As reported in the College Fix, Cornell’s Pole Posse, the Ivy League’s first university sanctioned pole dancing club, hosted a series of training classes for trans and plus-size students.

“Pole dancing in gentlemen’s clubs is an ideal entry-level job for recent gender studies graduates. These positions offer significantly higher pay and more flexible hours than working as a barista in Starbucks,” explained Dr. Pilosus Meretrix, Associate Dean of Amative Deviance. “Pole dancing is also a stepping stone toward perfectly honorable sex work, including launching your own highly lucrative OnlyFans channel.”

Body-shaming transphobes who questioned the use of student fees to support the program were summarily suspended. Suspended students are required to participate in remedial DEI struggle sessions in order to be reinstated. These feature nude lectures by trans Instagram celebrities Shay Neary  and J Aprileo.

The days when gender studies majors were virtually guaranteed tenure track positions at prestigious universities as well as powerful roles in corporate HR departments are sadly coming to an end. Cornell must do everything it can to preserve this precious cultural heritage.