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MIT SOLVE social justice programs unleash swarms of Greta Thunbergs

Hala Hanna, the Executive Director of MIT Solve, is on a bold mission. The goal is nothing short of turning MIT into Oberlin on technology steroids. Lauding the activism of young people like Greta Thunberg, SOLVE is harnessing MIT’s money, reputation, and tax-exempt status to build an army of partisan progressive activists pursuing everything from electing Joe Biden to advancing the LGBTQIA+ agenda to indoctrinating elementary school children.

The breathtaking scope of social activism made possible by SOLVE is transforming the culture at the world’s leading STEM university, attracting different kinds of student compared to the nerds of yesteryear. Heavily promoted by MIT’s News Agency, the new MIT could easily be mistaken for that school up the river.

The only thing holding back progress is a regressive SAT requirement and a core curriculum whose rigorous physics, chemistry, biology, and mathematics requirements act as a barrier to innumerates seeking careers in politics and community organizing. We can’t let Harvard steal these worthy students!

Kudos to MIT’s leadership for figuring out how to get so deeply involved in partisan activism without jeopardizing their 501(c)(3) status. Please increase your unrestricted donations if you’d like to fund more of this.


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