Sung to the tune of the Mickey Mouse Club theme song.

Who’s the leader of the mob
That’s come for you and me?
M-I-T … D-E-I … L-O-U-S-E
Hey! there, Hi! there, Ho! there
You’re as cancelled as can be
M-I-T … D-E-I … L-O-U-S-E

Wokey Louse!
(Donald Trump)

Wokey Louse!
(Donald Trump)

Forever let us hurl our slander
High! High! High! High!

Join the throng and sing our song
Or face catastrophe!
M-I-T … D-E-I … L-O-U-S-E

(yay Wokey)
(yay Wokey)
(yay Wokey Louse Club!)

Photoshop credit: Jawad Baig