Gorenberg, Gorenberg, wherefore art thou Goreneberg?
Chairman of the Corp to blame that let the Woke Mind Virus claim
The soul of Boston’s finest Tech, the once great ‘Tute from which we came.

Watching DEI transform bright students into pawns forlorn
Of Marx, Marcuse, Foucault, and like, spewing forth postmodern tripe.
Reif sold us out to save his skin, and you did naught to rein him in.

Equity, that Trojan horse, that tramples merit underfoot.
Diversity, a quota curse that only makes bad matters worse.
Inclusion of perversion rife, a threat to intellectual life.

The campus roiled by calls to spread the murderous creed of Hamas, dread
The intersectional crop of fools who’ve thrown in with Muhammad’s tools.
From river to the sea, they cry, demanding that their classmates die.

You’ve now been asked to bring to heel a DEI machine surreal
Whose deans and myriad officers train a generation gone insane.
The time has come to turn the tide, a duty from which you can’t hide.

Our president doth lie supine, unable yet to grow a spine
Must either be unshackled from the minions who defend the scum,
Or cut loose and replaced, ergo, we rise and fight the status quo.

Choose wisely and we still can save STEM from a wokeish Harvard’s grave.
Do nothing and equivocate, and your head next goes on the plate.
This backlash will not go away, stiff opposition’s here to stay.

Avast, me mateys. Load grapeshot and prepare to fire.