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New MIT mascot “Woke TIM” debuts

New MIT mascot “Woke TIM” debuts

This summer the Beaver challenged his photoshop-gifted followers to design a new mascot for the world’s leading STEM institution to illustrate its unrelenting slide into the woke fever swamps. You would think that the infantilized Wide TIM mascot, darling of a...
ChatGPT fills in for the Babbling Beaver

ChatGPT fills in for the Babbling Beaver

College professors are worried that ChatGPT will destroy education. The Beaver decided to give our future AI overlord a spin and asked it to compose today’s Beaver Dropping. In a groundbreaking move towards fostering inclusivity and enlightenment, MIT has unveiled its...
Fully Feminizing STEM and MIT

Fully Feminizing STEM and MIT

DEI rhetoric boasts about boosting underrepresented minorities while normalizing an alphabet soup of ever more exotic gender deviants. But if you look at achieved results rather than stated intentions, a different picture emerges. Women have comprised the majority of...