by onlythebeaverknows | Sep 12, 2023 | Uncategorized
This summer the Beaver challenged his photoshop-gifted followers to design a new mascot for the world’s leading STEM institution to illustrate its unrelenting slide into the woke fever swamps. You would think that the infantilized Wide TIM mascot, darling of a...
by onlythebeaverknows | Sep 9, 2023 | Uncategorized
MIT Sloan School DEI princelings had a good summer. Sitting around the barbecue pit, they asked their spiritual leader Ray Rayguns, “What can we do to justify the existence of our growing staff of overpaid non-productive bureaucrats?” “Do something nice for the...
by onlythebeaverknows | Sep 7, 2023 | Uncategorized
College professors are worried that ChatGPT will destroy education. The Beaver decided to give our future AI overlord a spin and asked it to compose today’s Beaver Dropping. In a groundbreaking move towards fostering inclusivity and enlightenment, MIT has unveiled its...
by onlythebeaverknows | Sep 5, 2023 | Uncategorized
DEI rhetoric boasts about boosting underrepresented minorities while normalizing an alphabet soup of ever more exotic gender deviants. But if you look at achieved results rather than stated intentions, a different picture emerges. Women have comprised the majority of...
by onlythebeaverknows | Sep 2, 2023 | Uncategorized
In a fit of ingratitude over college DEI administrators’ noble efforts to protect students from forbidden words, heretical ideas, and funny looks that might trigger hurt feelings, the American Council of Trustees and Alumni (ACTA), in conjunction with a rogue’s...
