by onlythebeaverknows | Aug 26, 2026 | Uncategorized
Another day, another problematic issue that needs explaining. Harvard University dispatched Dr. Marguerite Fentwhistle-Xu (she/her), Associate Vice Provost for International Gift Management & Context Explication, to testify before Congress on reports that a...
by onlythebeaverknows | Aug 19, 2026 | Uncategorized
The MIT Consortium for Graduate Studies in Gender, Culture, Women, and Sexuality (GCWS) has launched a new rape prevention program inspired by former British Conservative minister Edwina Currie to open brothels in villages near asylum seekers as a way to reduce sexual...
by onlythebeaverknows | Aug 12, 2026 | Uncategorized
Proving that she’s not as washed up as everyone says she is, MIT Chancellor Melissa Nobles has responded to the Institute’s $300 million structural deficit that produced a hiring freeze on all non-faculty positions, canceled raises, and shuttered library...
by onlythebeaverknows | Aug 5, 2026 | Uncategorized
Summer break is nearly over, and MIT’s most promising young minds are trading calculus for Kropotkin as it’s back to school for the barricades. The Institute’s Young Democratic Socialists of America (YDSA) chapter, having completed its first full...
by onlythebeaverknows | Jul 29, 2026 | Uncategorized
A growing generation of unqualified doctors admitted to medical schools under DEI admissions policies have banded together to demand compensation for the microaggressions, emotional trauma, social media callouts, and imposter syndrome maladies they suffer. Growing...
by onlythebeaverknows | Jul 22, 2026 | Uncategorized
This is MIT is a promotional video that celebrates MIT’s longstanding contributions to America’s military industrial complex, advanced manufacturing, quantum computing, artificial intelligence, and patriotic national service. The big takeaway? You can’t even Imagine a...
