by onlythebeaverknows | Sep 23, 2023 | Uncategorized
“The crises we face today, and most of all the climate crisis, present challenges greater than those humanity has ever faced. We cannot let millions of homes and lives, we cannot let whole countries, sink under the sea.” Thus begins a report, no a plea, no a DEMAND...
by onlythebeaverknows | Sep 21, 2023 | Uncategorized
The MIT Administrative Advisory Council is pleased to announce this year’s self-congratulatory confab at which the fastest growing segment of the MIT community gathers to extol the successes of our ever-expanding administration. Come share ideas on how we can extend...
by onlythebeaverknows | Sep 19, 2023 | Uncategorized
With an ever-increasing fraction of professionals advancing to levels of responsibility and authority via affirmative action/DEI empowerment, Imposter Syndrome is spreading like wildfire. But just as the body-positive fight against fat-shaming has made diet and...
by onlythebeaverknows | Sep 16, 2023 | Uncategorized
Want to know how MIT’s DEI politico-academic complex spends students’ tuition money, not to mention the millions of dollars of “overhead” raked off of professors’ research grants? Check out the MIT Intercultural Engagement Office (MITIXE). It’s one of the many...
by onlythebeaverknows | Sep 14, 2023 | Uncategorized
Seeking malleable minds for her jihad against reason, free speech, and toxic masculinity, MIT’s Edsel Professor of Misgendered Studies plays academic philosophy’s Queen Boudica each summer at PIKSI, a joint diversity and inclusion program run by MIT, Harvard, and...
by onlythebeaverknows | Sep 12, 2023 | Uncategorized
This summer the Beaver challenged his photoshop-gifted followers to design a new mascot for the world’s leading STEM institution to illustrate its unrelenting slide into the woke fever swamps. You would think that the infantilized Wide TIM mascot, darling of a...
