by onlythebeaverknows | Mar 18, 2023 | Uncategorized
As the woke waters continue rising from the fever swamps of MIT’s School of Humanities, Arts, and Socialist Scientism the Department of Anthropology has taken on the challenge of decolonizing biology, yet another step on the road to overthrowing the oppression...
by onlythebeaverknows | Mar 16, 2023 | Uncategorized
Scientists from MIT’s Computer Science and Artificial Intelligence Laboratory (CSAIL) are determined to make sure that programming AIs like ChatGPT incorporate “logic” that rids them of heretical biases absorbed from training on real-world data. Misinformation that...
by onlythebeaverknows | Mar 14, 2023 | Uncategorized
Trouble is brewing as subservient leaders of the MIT Alumni Association attempt to plausibly justify blocking an application for affiliation by an alumni free speech advocacy group unafraid to question administration policies. “This is without precedent,” exclaimed...
by onlythebeaverknows | Mar 11, 2023 | Uncategorized
With apologies to Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Listen, my children, and you shall hear Of the woke march through a school you hold dear. The Ivies had already taken a dive But at MIT hope was still alive, The last holdout of the free engineer. He said to his friends,...
by onlythebeaverknows | Mar 9, 2023 | Uncategorized
When the Beaver concocted the AI Reparations Algorithm little did he know that an MIT digital celebrity and her band of comic book inspired superheroines already occupied the high ground. The Algorithmic Justice League is dedicated to fighting computerized villainy,...
by onlythebeaverknows | Mar 7, 2023 | Uncategorized
You might think climate scientists have their hands full making the most of the bonanza of attention, prestige, and funding that has come their way since convincing politicians, corporations, the media, and a rising generation of neurotic youth zombified by a...
