by onlythebeaverknows | Apr 13, 2026 | Uncategorized
The Democratic Socialists of America (DSA) is proud to present the inaugural Charles Schumer Democracy Preservation Prize to Charles Stewart III, Kenan Sahin Distinguished Professor of Political Science at MIT and Director of the MIT Election Lab — the most...
by onlythebeaverknows | Apr 9, 2026 | Uncategorized
Kartik Chandra, Max Kleiman-Weiner, Jonathan Ragan-Kelley & Joshua B. Tenenbaum MIT CSAIL University of Washington, Seattle MIT Department of Brain & Cognitive Sciences Abstract “Ivy psychosis” or “delusional spiraling” is an emerging phenomenon where elite...
by onlythebeaverknows | Apr 6, 2026 | Uncategorized
Princeton University announced today the establishment of a new Department of Death Studies, the first fully integrated academic program in the Ivy League dedicated to the responsible, science-based reduction of human presence on planet Earth. The department will be...
by onlythebeaverknows | Apr 2, 2026 | Uncategorized
The Babbling Beaver proudly presents his latest musical confection “Mockery is the Best Policy.” Lyrics by Claude Sonnet 4.6. Vocals and musical accompaniment by Suno. Image by Grok. With apologies to John Travolta and the Bee Gees. Put on your dancing shoes, crank up...
by onlythebeaverknows | Mar 30, 2026 | Uncategorized
Two celebrity Trust-the-Settled-Science activists explain how they are personally saving civilization. April 2nd, 6pm. Free parking validated. “We couldn’t have been more proud here at the MIT Museum when we helped transgender feminists “f*ck the patriarchy” by...
by onlythebeaverknows | Mar 26, 2026 | Uncategorized
Fortunately, Professor Acemoglu and colleagues stand ready to administer the funds. Daron Acemoglu is not an academic to be trifled with. An MIT Institute Professor and 2024 Nobel laureate in Economics, he wrote Why Nations Fail, the definitive account of how...
