The woke cabal that captured MIT finally achieved its long-sought goal of purging the iconic stereotype of the heinous male MIT Nerd. In its place, behold the promotional iconography for this year’s MIT’s Summer Sendoff Solicitation.
This is the Kumbaya Community of Belonging that the world’s leading STEM university is now striving to create. This is the image that should spring to mind when picturing the future student activists that will be tasked to Build a Better World™. (Well, at least when the gals aren’t swooning with Hamas infatuation.)
The radical feminization of MIT didn’t happen overnight. It took decades of keeping a thumb on the scale at MIT’s admissions office as well as an unshakable commitment to DEI hiring of both faculty and staff.
Young male students embarking on their academic journey at the new MIT need to understand where contemporary power lies. Only Jews have been shoved lower down the pecking order. So, make sure you know your place, keep your head down, and prepare your preferred pronouns.
Of course, there are unintended consequences of purging every last ounce of testosterone from a culture. But it’s a small price to pay to permanently eradicate toxic masculinity. And don’t worry, MIT Medical stands ready to help with the explosion of mental health issues. Specially trained therapy dogs are standing by to ease your anxiety and depression!
Let Wide Tim welcome you to Neverland on the Charles!