Ahoy lovers of free speech, viewpoint diversity, and academic freedom.

The Babbling Beaver is assembling an advisory board of big shot intellectual luminaries.

The objective is to confer a plausible veneer of respectability, if not genuine prestige, upon the Beaver and his relentless use of mockery to fight the incumbent cabal of critical race theorists, gender madness screwballs, antisemitic decolonizers, radiclib emasculators, sex-aberrant heterophobes, indigenous-ways-of-knowing fruitcakes, career DEI apparatchiks, cancel culture mob leaders, and opportunistic administrative grifters at both MIT and across all STEM disciplines for which there is still hope of recovery from the Woke Mind Virus.

To find out if this esteemed position is right for you, ask yourself:

Do you subscribe to the wisdom of Mark Twain? (“Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.”)

Do you believe turnabout is fair play by applying evil commie genius Saul Alinsky’s Rule #5? (“Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon.”)

Do you disdain the true believers, fellow travelers, and useful idiots who have abused, marginalized, ostracized, silenced, cancelled, or otherwise denigrated you in service to the Woke takeover of our precious institutions?

Are you unafraid to have your name and picture prominently displayed on the Babbling Beaver’s website, thereby making you a target for the slings and arrows of outrageous imbeciles?

Are you eager to help less courageous colleagues shed their cowardly acquiescence, emboldening them to stand athwart Wokeness and yell “Stop!”.

Are you ready to do your part spreading the Babbling Beaver’s message of love, hope, and scornful derision?

If your answers are yes, drop an email to babblingbeaver@babblingbeaver.com and make your case to be included in this august assemblage. Don’t forget to include your titles, laurels, honorifics, and accolades along with a suitable photograph and your expressed written permission to post same on the website.

In Contumacia Victoria!