by onlythebeaverknows | Jan 1, 2026 | Uncategorized
“Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.” W. Churchill “Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.” G. Marx What a year it’s been at the world’s leading STEM...
by onlythebeaverknows | Dec 30, 2025 | Uncategorized
White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt recently made history as the first gestating birthing person to hold that position, triggering widespread condemnation across the intersectional woke community. Club of Rome co-president Silvia Zimmermann del Castillo...
by onlythebeaverknows | Dec 27, 2025 | Uncategorized
Despondent over the failure of the COP30 climate confab to establish a roadmap to phase out fossil fuels, scientists from MIT’s Center for Sustainability Science and Strategy (CS3) decided to take direct action. “No one is paying attention anymore to our computer...
by onlythebeaverknows | Dec 25, 2025 | Uncategorized
It’s that time of year again, time for the Babbling Beaver to serenade his faithful followers with a Christmas carol that will warm their cockles. With apologies to Bing Crosby and a big thanks to Lalal.ai, we bring you Homer Simpson with his heartfelt rendition of...
by onlythebeaverknows | Dec 23, 2025 | Uncategorized
In a technological breakthrough destined to Build a Better World™ MIT scientists have developed on injectable antenna that will allow battery-free, minimally invasive scalable bioelectric implants. Ursula von der Leyden, President of the European Commission,...
