MIT’s Institute Community Equity Office is the tip of the spear of MIT’s bloated DEI Leviathan. The distributed, opaque, and largely unaccountable system the ICEO rides herd on has become a virtual USAID of social justice activism money. Take a look at over a dozen programs designed to hand out cash to students ready to spread the word about Diversity, Equity, Inclusion, Belonging, Achievement, Composition, Community, Social Justice, Indigenous Ways of Knowing, Queering Science, and the Woke Way of Wisdom.

Here are just a few sources of ready cash to fund favored ideologies:

• ICEO Ad-Hoc Grant
• MindHandHeart Innovation Fund
• BAMIT Community Advancement Program and Fund
• Cheney Room Fund
• Community Service Fund
• GSC DEI Community Fund
• IACME Innovations Fund
• LGBTQ + Programs Funding
• Priscilla King Gray Center (PKG) Funding
• Women and Gender Studies event funding
• SOLVE – the mother of all woke activism grifts

Why waste time doing problem sets and studying for exams when you can get your hands on some free money to build a better world? For example:

Want to invite Ibram X. Kendi to give a stirring lecture on white privilege? Let us know how big an honorarium it’s going to take.

Got an idea for a killer drag costume for the LGBTQ+ Valentines Day party that you can use to put on Drag story hours at the local elementary school? Maybe we can cover the costs.

Want to produce a play about the evils of systemic racism at MIT? We’ve got you covered.

Ready to join a street protest against anti-DEI legislation and need travel money? Apply now.

How about producing a special GCWS Erotic Methods seminar? The whole community is waiting for someone to top their course in Erotic Vomiting.

This and so much more await your grant applications, so don’t delay!