“How dare Yale muscle in our territory!” shrieked the dedicated leaders of MIT’s Consortium for Graduate Studies in Gender, Culture, Women & Sexuality. “Queering science is our job!”

A new course  being offered at Yale is but a pale shadow of the mainstream queering movement that lies at the heart of the gender ideology dominating research, teaching, and the ever-growing DEI Leviathan at the world’s leading STEM university. “These posers are trying to cash in our groundbreaking work. Where is their Erotic Vomiting? Where is their Female Semen? Where is their Sexual Pedagogies and Social Justice? Where are their liberatory conceptions of Space and Time?”

Yale English and History professors Juno Richards and Joanna Radin bristled at the idea that they don’t have the credentials to queer science.

“The English and History Departments at Yale have an unbroken track record of queering everything they come into contact with. Science is just another social construct. This makes it subject to all the same critical theory tools we’ve used to thoroughly deconstruct the foundations of Western Civilization, teeing it up for a well-deserved collapse.”

Students who take the course will be prepared to move into positions of responsibility at grant-making institutions like the NIH, NSF, and DOE as well as leading academic journals like Science, Nature, and Scientific American.