This month marks three years since the Babbling Beaver launched his campaign to mercilessly mock the woke outrages at MIT. Since that time, comrades around the country and the world have achieved signal victories against cancel culture, free speech suppression, DEI madness, transgender lunacy, racism grifting, indigenous idolization, Hamas adoption syndrome, daffy decolonization, lying legacy media, and many other postmodern maladies that drove Western Civilization to the brink.

Rejoice! The woke tide is receding! The Overton Window has shifted! There’s a new sheriff in town!

But complete victory has yet to be achieved in the War on Wokeness. As the cancelled hero who stood alone against the armies of evil once said, “This is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.”

Taking up the new vibe, the Babbling Beaver is tacking his pirate ship ready to wage wider rhetorical battles. Once sailing solely on Boston’s Charles River aiming his guns at the woke mind virus spreaders, fellow travelers, and useful idiots at his alma mater, he is sailing into open waters ready to shine the spotlight of mockery on all of the universities with chapters in the growing Alumni Free Speech Alliance.

Come join the fight. Grab a free email subscription, follow us on social media, and above all send the Beaver your story suggestions so he can lob a few shots at the woke usurpers that need to be defenestrated from your own alma mater .

The Beaver is Coming. Aargh!