Surviving in a benighted country like America that has nary a program nor a safe space nor a single day, week, or month to celebrate the pride we must all take in oppressed LGBTQIA+ identities requires extraordinary measures. So it’s great to see the MIT Media Lab pioneer a Large Language Model (LLM) expressly designed to help DEI indoctrinators achieve their noble mission.

“AI Comes Out of the Closet” is designed as an online study to assess the simulator’s impact on fostering empathy, understanding, and advocacy skills toward LGBTQIA+ issues.

It’s vitally important that everyone in your workplace know what you do in the privacy of your bedroom, and with whom. Because unless we aggressively reveal and socialize everyone’s sexual preferences, no one can be their authentic selves.

Taking time out from the many Queers for Palestine demonstrations, MIT’s Tangible Media Group teamed up with ACM SIGGRAPH Diversity and Inclusion Committee member Daniel Pillis to “celebrate the artificial through kitsch, camp, and performance,” qualities he believes are deeply resonant with queer experience and expression. Not that that’s stereotyping, or anything.

“AI has always been queer. Computing has always been queer,” Pillis explains. Because Turing.

Incessantly smacking heterosexuals in the face demanding affirmation and respect, along with sexualizing their children into the queer/trans community behind their backs, chopping the breasts off disturbed teenage girls, and giving chemical castration drugs to gender confused boys, has so far been the best way to build LGBTQIA+ support in the wider community. And if you so much as hint that you’re tired of this stuff and wish everyone would just keep their perversions to themselves – live and let live, and all that –  be prepared to be reported to the IDHR Bias Response Team.