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MIT Experts™ help protect voters from fact-checking for themselves

The biggest threat to democracy is allowing deplorables to get information that could influence their votes directly from source documents. Instead, AI must be embedded in social media to direct citizens to the pronouncements of properly vetted Experts™ communicating through mainstream media sources like CNN, MSNBC, and the New York Times.

That’s why the National Science Foundation has funded MIT scientists to develop AI censorship tools designed to keep “conservatives, minorities, residents of rural areas, older adults, and veterans” from getting confused.

“People dedicated to sacred texts and American documents such as “the Bible or the Constitution,” the MIT team said, were more susceptible to “disinformation” because they “often focused on reading a wide array of primary sources, and performing their own synthesis.” Such citizens “adhered to deeper narratives that might make them suspicious of any intervention that privileges mainstream sources or recognized experts.”

The horror!

This is not new, of course, as MIT Experts™ have been doing everything they can to support the approved narrative making sure everyone understood that masks don’t work and the Covid vaccine is 100% effective. Wait, uh, masks do work and the Covid vaccine is 95% effective. Uh, wait, 57%. Would you believe 39%?

MIT’s Interfaith Chaplain and Spiritual Advisor to the Indigenous Community took time out from supporting the free speech rights of pro-Hamas protesters from MIT’s Coalition Against Apartheid to weigh in on the importance of shielding the weak-minded from facts that might cause them to harbor false beliefs. “Aloha kekahi i kekahi. Allāhu ʾakbar.”

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