It’s that time of year again, time for the Babbling Beaver to serenade his faithful followers with a Christmas carol that will warm their cockles. With apologies to Bing Crosby and a big thanks to Lalal.ai, we bring you Homer Simpson with his heartfelt rendition of “I’m Dreaming of a Woke Christmas.”

You can listen here and follow along with the lyrics below.

WOKE CHRISTMAS

I’m dreaming of a woke Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know.
We were on a mission
To teach sedition
To give reason a deathblow.

I’m dreaming of a woke Christmas.
We nearly conquered the far-right.
Who knew they would put up a fight?
Once again it’s OK to be white.

I’m dreaming of a woke Christmas.
Too bad I’m unemployed tonight.
We thought power was our birthright.
Yet we ended up in the dumpsite.