As the War on Woke notches another victory with Northwestern University’s agreement to obey the law and cease its discriminatory practices, the Gabbling Geezers are back to lead the celebration with a hearty rendition of Bye Bye CRT DEI.

With apologies to Don McLean as well as anyone who actually knows how to sing, you can listen to this heartfelt audiovisual presentation here.

CHORUS

So bye-bye CRT DEI
We’re not buying all your lying,
You can kiss it goodbye.
The good old gang who won’t let white boys apply
Are singing “this will be the day that I’ll die.
This will be the day that I die.