DEI dead-enders at the world’s leading STEM university are working overtime to expunge the heinous American tradition of Thanksgiving.

In its place, the MIT Radius Ethics Program is promoting a National Indigenous Day of Mourning. To commemorate the settler-colonialist calamity that led to the founding of our disgraceful nation, Radius is sponsoring a field trip where outraged students can burn effigies of Puritans and pee on Plymouth Rock.

Radius is affiliated with MIT’s Office of Religious, Spiritual, and Ethical Life (ORSEL). The 31 chaplains there are supported by the Institute’s federal research grant overhead slush fund, supplemented by donations from clueless alumni who have no idea what has happened to their alma mater.

“At Radius, our mission is to challenge uncritical narratives of progress.” These are being replaced with progressive narratives of victimization and identity grievance manufactured by MIT’s School of Humanities, Arts, and Socialist Scientism (SHASS).

“This will be my third annual field trip to pee on Plymouth Rock,” gushed senior Urina Foetidus, a comparative media studies major. “I can’t tell you how gratifying it is to express my hatred for the country I was born in, showing my solidarity with all peoples that have been the victims of genocide. Oh, and death to Israel.”

Don’t miss a chance to read the 2024-2025 Radius Annual Report where director Nicholas Collura unleashes his fury on Elon Musk and the “Department of Government Efficiency’s murder of hundreds of thousands of vulnerable people through cuts to USAID.” Thought leaders like Collura train MIT students to build a better world™.