Recognizing the transformative role feminization is playing in the Sciences, the Royal Swedish Academy awarded its first Nobel Prize in Home Economics to MIT students Biru Cao and Yiqing Wang for their breakthrough AI-driven 3D-printing invention that turns kitchen leftovers into decorative tchotchkes.

“It was a tough call deciding who to give this first Home Ec Prize to,” explained Dan Larhammar, President of the Swedish Academy. “We considered MIT inventor Rebecca Lin for her eco-friendly modular fashion designs that help women produce less textile waste. But her transphobic omission of cross-dressers that want to turn a man’s business suit into a drag queen outfit left us cold.”

“We also considered the Kappa Mu Alpha fraternity brothers for their invention of a process that produces Net-Zero fuel from trashed party cups, beer cans & Charles River whitefish. But we thought giving this inaugural prize to a group of white males would send the wrong message.”

Deezen, the world’s most influential publication focused on architecture, interiors, and design, was glowing in its praise.

“We’ve known for a long time that MIT women are deeply enmeshed in the Women-Waste Climate Nexus. But thanks to the infiltration of the humanities into STEM by the arts and social sciences, we’re beginning to see a profound impact on aesthetic sensibilities.”

“Just look at those fabulous tchotchkes! Wouldn’t you be delighted to display them in your home, bragging to you friends that they were made from slop you normally scrape down the garbage disposal?”

MIT President Sally Kornbluth released a congratulatory message. “This prize vindicates our undergraduate admissions policy of artificially keeping the acceptance rate of female applicants double that of males.