Say hello to Harvard’s new visiting professor, Kareem Khubchandani. He earned his PhD in “Performance Studies” doing drag shows under the tasteful stage name LaWhore Vagistan, indicating his respect for women. An associate professor of theater, dance, and performance studies at Tufts, Vagistan will teach “Queer Ethnography” and “RuPaulitics: Drag, Race, and Desire” to aspiring gender and sexuality studies majors, thanks to donations from Harvard’s LGBTQ alumni.

According to Harvard’s course catalog  Queer Ethnography will focus on “gender and sexual dissidents—gay neighborhoods, trans raves, sex work, lesbian parties, BDSM dungeons, and AIDS activism.” RuPaulitics promises to “provide students with robust tools to analyze drag, live performance, and queer and trans cultures more broadly.”

Is there a better educational springboard than this to a future elite university professorship?

Parents of transitioning children couldn’t be more excited about Harvard’s decision to double-down rather than change its ways just because its cherished woke extremism put billions of dollars in federal research grants at risk.

“We knew that the daughter we wanted was going to be born in the wrong body the moment we saw the sonogram,” explained Harvard alumna Tiffany Carrington. Her wife Harper Moonbeam (ne Roger Cabot ) nodded in agreement. “That’s why instead of having the baby circumcised, we went all the way. It’s never too early to express your true identity!”

“We can’t wait until she grows up to follow both her mothers to Harvard,” they chimed.

Prospective employers in the real world considering hiring Harvard graduates might be interested to know that absolutely nothing will change, despite Harvard’s rumored $500 million dollar settlement with the Trump administration. The couch-coins extracted from Harvard’s endowment will go toward establishing trade schools that will actually teach useful skills, in apparent atonement for Ivy League “educations” like this.