Barbie houses, petting zoos, coloring books, and therapy dogs have apparently not done enough to remake the culture of the world’s leading STEM university. Stamping out the last vestiges of toxic masculinity is a job that MIT’s leadership feminocracy refuses to let up on even as DEI passes into the dustbin of history.
This Monday, September 8th at 3:30pm, MIT President Sally Kornbluth invites you to the inaugural MIT Community Ice Cream Social to kick off the fall semester. And thus, a new tradition is born.
Let us not excessively reminisce about the beer blasts that characterized our years at the Tute when men were men and didn’t put on dresses pretending to be otherwise. The times they are a’changing, and when women and their beta male enablers run the show it’s important to know your place as an oppressor of the underrepresented.
In keeping with the prevailing zeitgeist, and conforming to MIT’s keep-your-head-down policy on overt displays of wokeness, the School of Humanities, Arts, and Socialist Scientism’s new Compass program should give heart to the progressives currently burrowing into the woodwork so as not to attract the wrath of the federal grant cancellers terrorizing sister elite universities.
Enrich your undergraduate experience with propaganda from innumerate cadres dedicated to the long march through the institutions. Because being taught morality by leftist academics like Sally Haslanger is why you came to MIT, isn’t it?
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