OK boys and girls, it’s time for another Babbling Beaver sing-along!

With apologies to Ed Rush & George Cromarty, Imus in the Morning, and Paul Newman, and a shout out to Lalal.ai for lending us the vocals of Taylor Swift. So turn up your sound, click here, and follow along with the lyrics below.

Woke Appeasers

I don’t care if it rains or freezes
Long as I got my woke appeasers
I can push my college really far.
DEI, it ain’t scary
Let’s take over the library
Gonna be a BIPOC superstar.

LGBTQ is winnin’
In our world their ain’t no sinnin’
Love is love, no matter how bizarre.
All the world is a bordello
Gender bending is so mellow
Makes no difference how insane you are.

Palestine, it must be free
From the river to the sea.
Bring the Intifada to my dorm.
Fellow travelers come and join us
Sing a lustful Hamas chorus
As we kick up an endless shitstorm.

I don’t care if it rains or freezes
Long as I got my woke appeasers
I can push my college really far.
DEI, it ain’t scary
Let’s take over the library
As we all sing Allahu Akbar.
As we all sing Allahu Akbar.