Nature has produced few more vicious predators than American tort lawyers, beholden to no one but their insatiable appetites for jackpot justice. Woe be to any unsympathetic defendant that has lost the public trust dragged before a jury ready to dispense rough justice.

On Monday, May 19th the US Department of Justice equipped an army of these bounty hunters with the power of False Claims Act qui tam lawsuits, a 4D jiu-jitsu move designed to bring university DEI departments to their knees.

“The Department strongly encourages anyone with knowledge of discrimination by federal funding recipients to consider filing a qui tam action under the False Claims Act. See 31 U.S.C. § 3730. When a qui tam action is successful, the whistleblower typically receives a portion of the monetary recovery. The Department also encourages the public to report instances of such discrimination to the appropriate federal authorities. Please visit https://www.justice.gov/civil/report-fraud for more information.”

Dissident alumni groups around the country thus far powerless to fight the woke takeover of their beloved alma maters are licking their chops ready to cry “Havoc!” and let slip the dogs of war.

Stay tuned for updates from the Beaver as the flames of vigilante social justice lap at the ivy-covered walls of the nation’s beleaguered Woke Mind Virus factories.

Ave illi qui tam pro domino rege quam pro se ipso in hac parte sequitur.