Jealous of all the attention Columbia University has garnered bringing the Intifada to America, University of Washington students and their Antifa allies donned their Mutant Ninja Turtles outfits and went on a million-dollar rampage trashing their university’s new engineering building.

“A million dollars worth of damage? Who cares about property owned by Zionist collaborators? In the Days of Action ahead we plan to follow the escalation game plan laid out by the American Association of University Professors (AAUP). Take this as fair warning, UW Board of Regents. We’re coming for you!”

Students United for Palestinian Equality and Return (SUPER UW), which claimed responsibility, demands that the university sever all ties with Boeing, the state’s third largest employer, insisting that they also cease training and hiring UW graduates.

This latest round of mostly peaceful violence threatens to intensify the cowardice of STEM professors who failed to stand up against the woke invasion of their universities. These hapless scientists and engineers, now being held hostage by radicalized humanities departments and DEI dead-enders, are at risk of having their free lunch buffet terminated by a truly pissed-off administration in Washington.

How long before STEM émigrés begin decamping from universities that have been cut off from the government teat, seeking refuge at colleges that haven’t gone insane? Stay tuned to the Beaver for updates.