It’s not quite time yet to dance on the graves of the armies of DEI bureaucrats that infested our college campuses. But that date draws near as the new sheriff in town cuts off their oxygen.

With apologies to Don McLean, come join Freddie Mercury in a rousing chorus of Bye, Bye, Toxic DEI Pie (Click here, sound on, to give a listen.)

Bye Bye Toxic DEI Pie

A short, short time ago
I can still remember how the wokies
Used to make me cry.
But I knew if I took a stance
Free speech I could best enhance
By shining mocking spotlights in their eye.
Though DEI did make me shiver
I had arrows in my quiver.
Fake news on the doorstep
Beaver, flex your bicep.
With acid quill I tanned their hide
Their carcass dead I did bestride.
It’s time to cast it all aside
Be glad DEI died.

So, bye-bye, toxic DEI pie.
Gotta stop keep on insisting that this girl is a guy.
Your word salad concoctions we must detoxify
Singin’, “This’ll be the day that you die.”
Now will be when DEI died.