The MIT Consortium for Graduate Studies in Gender, Culture, Women & Sexuality (GWCS) is proud to welcome its incoming scholars. Selected by thought leaders from nine degree-granting institutions in the Boston area including Harvard, Boston College, Simmons, Tufts, BU, Brandeis, UMass, Northeastern, and MIT, GCWS scholars are devoted to training a new generation of feminists.

Renowned for its innovate programs in Feminist Utopias, Erotic Methods, Sexual Pedagogies & Social Justice, Pleasure and Violence, Global Protests, and Cyborg Manifestations, GCWS scholars teach graduate-level courses for Masters and PhD students on how to dismantle the cisheteropatriarchy.

Thanks to these brave women and their gay, trans, and nonbinary allies, Queer Theory has captured nearly all of our educational institutions, doing wonders for the mental health of young women. Behold a sample of their erudite Gynepunk teachings aimed at decolonizing the female body:

“Technical contortionist, methodological amnesia, hedonistic exhibitionism and hyperlink to the void. This means failed audiovisual technician, deserter of unflexible repetitive disciplines, post-porn sexual dissident, weaver of ephemeral nets. My academic deformations are only fossil waste of my viscera dreamscapes, as hunger, only a reaction to furious gangs of bacterias dancing as digestive tissues and fluids.”

Got that?

Is there a worthier way for the world’s leading STEM university to invest in Building a Better World™ than to support such programs? You be the judge.