With apologies to King James.

Earth Mother who art in heaven,
Gaia be your name.
Earth justice come,
May woke be done.
To end all systemic oppression.

Give us this day our daily dread,
And forgive us our loan balance,
As we forgive deadly decolonization.
And lead us not into carbon creation,
But deliver us from Elon.

For thine is the narrative power and story, forever and ever.

AMEN and AWOMEN