The nation’s top DEI officers gathered at their recent annual meeting in Chicago to rally the troops and lay plans to defend their sinecures.
“DEI officers form a kind of revolutionary vanguard on campuses,” explains the Manhattan Institute. Get ready as they fight to save their cushy careers using the same activist methods their students deployed supporting BLM, trans social justice, and Palestinian liberation.
Hill Harper, the actor, social-justice advocate, one-time senate candidate, and keynote speaker roused the capacity crowd of college diversity, equity, and inclusion officers. “They’re trying to make you afraid of fighting. It’s time for those in the trenches to fight back!”
Meanwhile STEM professors nationwide are being held hostage, their taxpayer funding threatened by a federal regime determined to defund universities promulgating the Woke Mind Virus.
Will doctors, scientists, and engineers remain cowed by the bloated university administrations that grew fat leeching off of them? Or will they help drive a stake through the heart of DEI in order to stave off the DOGEkrieg?
The most fitting way to settle the matter is with a solution questionably attributed to Winston Churchill when asked how nations could resolve disputes short of war.
Supporters of DEI and defenders of STEM should meet on the National Mall armed with giant athletic socks stuffed with wet excrement. When the starter gun fires the two teams can pound each other with them until one side or the other cries “Uncle!”
How much would you fork over to watch that on pay-pre-view?