Not since science fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard invented Scientology have we seen such rapid emergence of a new religion among the elite. In this case, though, it’s not Hollywood stars rushing to join the cool cult. It’s young scientists being trained at MIT.
“For our generation, it’s impossible not to think about climate change.”
Thus begins an illuminating article published by MIT’s Division of Student Life lauding its newest “Planetary Health Alliance Campus Ambassador.” This medical missionary role was developed by MIT’s interfaith chaplain Nina Lytton in conjunction with Nicholas Collura, program director of Radius and a chaplain in MIT’s Office of Religious, Spiritual, and Ethical Life.
Earth Mother forgive me, for I have sinned. Take two bug burgers and call me in the morning.
“Listening to the earth, listening to our own emotions around the climate crisis—feelings of grief and anxiety, anger and hope, alienation and belonging,” creates existential angst. Spiritual healing of climate angst is at the center of this rapidly growing movement.
A devout group of acolytes organized three events – “Spiritual Care and Repair for People and Planet,” “Indigenous Land, Peoples, and Bodies,” and “Water is Life,” with numerous MIT thought leaders involved and many students in attendance.
Chaplain Lytton wrapped up the meeting by reciting the Mater Noster.
Mother Gaia, our blessed heathen
Wokest be thy name.
Net-Zero come, let oil be done
So earth can become our heaven.
Give us this day our daily dread
And forgive us our fart gasses
As we forgive those who pass gas against us.
And lead us not into vile carbonation
Cause we cancel those who trespass against us.
For thine is the windfarm, solar power, and glory
For ever and ever.
Amen and Awomen.