This is not a parody. You can’t make this up.
| John | Dozier | Institute Community Equity Officer (ICEO) |
| Alana | Anderson | Assistant dean for diversity, equity, and inclusion MIT Schwarzman College of Computing |
| Nandi | Bynoe | Assistant dean for diversity, equity, and inclusion School of Engineering |
| Kuheli | Dutt | Assistant dean for diversity, equity, and inclusion School of Science |
| Tracie | Jones | Assistant dean for diversity, equity, and inclusion School of Humanities, Arts, & Social Sciences |
| Monica | Orta | Assistant dean for diversity, equity, belonging, & student support School of Architecture & Planning |
| Bryan | Thomas Jr. | Assistant dean for diversity, equity, and inclusion MIT Sloan School of Management |
| Beatriz | Cantada | Director of Engagement for Diversity and Inclusion, Institute Community and Equity Office |
| Bianca | Lepe | Graduate Student Council (GSC) Representative and Chair of Diversity and Inclusion |
| Blanche | Staton | Senior Associate Dean for Graduate Education, Director of the Office of Graduate Education |
| Chevalier | Cleaves | Chief Diversity and Inclusion Officer, Lincoln Laboratory |
| Denise | Phillips | Diversity Officer, MIT AeroAstro |
| DiOnetta | Jones Crayton | Associate Dean and Director, Office of Minority Education |
| Eboney | Hearn | Executive Director, Office of Engineering Outreach Programs |
| Francisco | Jaimes | Director, Diversity and Student Support, Program in Media Arts and Sciences |
| Gerardo | Garcia-Rios | Associate Dean & Co-Director, Student Support Services |
| Gustavo | Burkett | Sr. Assoc. Dean, Diversity & Community Involvement, Division of Student Life |
| Maryanne | Kirbride | Executive Director, MindHandHeart |
| Megan | Jordan | Assistant Director, MindHandHeart |
| Kwadwo | Poku | Director of Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion Initiatives, MIT Medical |
| La-Tarri | Canty | Associate Dean of Intercultural Engagement/SPXCE Intercultural Center |
| Lauryn | McNair | Assistant Dean of Intercultural Engagement for LBGTQ+, Women and Gender Services |
| Libby | Mahaffy | Diversity, Equity and Inclusion Consultant, Office of Human Resources |
| Mandana | Sassanfar | Lecturer and Diversity Coordinator, Dept. of Biology & Center for Brains, Minds and Machines |
| Nina | DeAgrela | Assistant Dean, Multicultural Programs |
| Ray | Reagans | Associate Dean for Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion at MIT Sloan |
| Sarah | Rankin | Director and Title IX Coordinator |
| Tim | Jamison | Co-Chair Committee on Race and Diversity |
| Lillian | Tsai | Chair of the Faculty, Committee on Race and Diversity |
| Noelle | Wakefield | Assistant Dean Graduate Diversity Initiatives |
| Ronnie | Haas | Chair, Council on Staff Diversity and Inclusion |
| Diane | Magnuson | Manager of Diversity and Inclusion, MIT Medical |
| Gerardo | Garcia Rios | Associate Dean & Co-Director, Student Support Services, Council on Staff Diversity and Inclusion |
| Libby | Mahaffy | Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion Specialist |
| Gabriel | Campos | Director, Diversity, Equity & Inclusion |
| Riley | Hart | Affirmative Action and Equal Employment Opportunity Specialist |
| Denise | Philips | AeroAstro Diversity Officer |
| Daniel | Hastings | Associate Dean of Engineering for Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion |
| Alyce | Johnson | Senior Advisor to the VPHR, DE&I |
| Augstin | Rayo | Chair SHASS Faculty Diversity Committee |
| Anne | Sprin | Chair School of Architecture and Planning Diversity Committee |
| Tanalis | Padilla | Chair SHASS Faculty Diversity Committee |
| Leslie | Kolodziejski | Equity Officer, Dept. of Electrical Engineering |
| Fredo | Durand | Equity Officer, Dept. of Electrical Engineering |
| Jacquin | Niles | Co-chair DEI Collaborative, Biological Engineering |
| Prerna | Bhargava | Co-chair DEI Collaborative, Biological Engineering |
| Christelle | Hayles | DEI Specialist Dept. of Materials Science |
| Chris | Love | Faculty Co-Chair Diversity and Inclusion Committee, Dep.t of Chemical Engineering |
| Desiree | Plata | Faculty Diversity Chair Dept. of Civil and Environmental Engineering |
| Bryan | Nance | Community and Equity Officer, Dep. Of Mechanical Engineering |
| Emilio | Baglietto | Community Equity Officer, Nuclear Science and Engineering |
| Hallie | Dowling-Huppert | DEI Officer, Biology |
| Laura | Schulz | DEI and Justice Assoc. Dept. Head Brain and Cognitive Sciences |
| Farrah | Belizaire | DEIJ Program Officer |
| EmmaLee | Pallai | DEI Officer, Chemisty & EAPS |
| David | McGee | Assoc. Dept. Head for DEI EAPS |
| Laura | Beretsky | Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion Committee Office of Engineering Outreach Programs |
| Babi | Mitra | Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion Committee Executive Director, NEET |
| Sarah | Rankin | Director IDHR & Institute Title IX Coordinator |
| Nina | Harris | Restorative Resolutions Coordinater, IDHR Office |
| Simi | Igunsanwo | Manager, Prevention Education & Outreach, IDHR Office |
| Moriah | Silver | Manger of Investigations, IDHR Office |
| Justin | Brogden | Investigator, IDHR Office |
| Courtney | Wilson | Investigator, IDHR Office |
| Justine | Plaut | Investigator, Employee Complaints, IDHR Office |
| Vera | Grbic | Comunications Coordinator |
| Manasi | Vaidya | Graduate Community Fellow, IDHR Office |
| Naomi | Carton | Associate Dean, Graduate Student Department, IDHR Office |
| Suraiya | Baluch | Assistant Dean for Graduate Personal Support, IDHR Office |
| Raquel | Irons | Human Resources Officer, IDHR Office |
| Martha | Collins | Assistant Dean for Human Resources and Admininstration, IDHR Office |
| Cathering | Kim | Assistant Dean for Human Resources and Admininstration, IDHR Office |
| Marc | Jones | Assistant Dean, IDHR Office |
| Jacob | Cohen | Associate Dean, IDHR Office |
- Source: MIT public web pages and directory
- This list is not necessarily complete. Additional minions are being discovered every day
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