Thanks to the latest Jeffrey Epstein file dump, MIT’s oldest living fossil, Professor Emeritus Noam Chomsky – long the champion of true communism that has never been tried and peace-loving Palestinians that have never been seen in the wild – is back in the news again.
“I met Jeffrey Epstein half a dozen years ago … We have been in regular contact since … It has been a most valuable experience for me … He quickly became a highly valued friend and regular source of intellectual exchange and stimulation.”
Rest assured, however, that there is no credible evidence that Chomsky ever illicitly frolicked with underage courtesans, like the crowd of horny old goats that Epstein so infamously entertained.
“We had very rewarding discussions on many topics, for example the prospects for Artificial Intelligence, deep learning, multi-layered neural nets, automation and robotics, singularity, and related matters, exploring the claims and predictions and looking closely at the results that have been achieved, their intellectual contributions and social import.”
In other news, it has been reported that Chomsky once subscribed to Playboy Magazine. But it was only to read the articles.
No further proof is required to establish MIT’s reputation as a haven for nerds so lacking in libido that even the Western world’s most aggressive and well-supplied professional pimp can’t lead them astray. Eat your heart out, Larry!