Three years ago when the Beaver mocked the MIT Design Justice Program with his spoof about the MIT Media Lab developing gender fluid, racially diverse sexbots, little did he know how far behind the times he was.
With pedo-pimp Jeffrey Epstein back in the news, out pops the scurrilous accusation in the Daily Caller that an Epstein-Funded MIT Lab Hosted Panel On Giving Pedos Child Sex Robots.
Surely, this is fake news.
Nah. There are transcripts and videos.
Arguably, the 2016 panel was about treating pedophilia, not affirming it. So the Daily Caller might be rightly accused of click-bait sensationalism.
But the notorious “Forbidden Research” conference was held before intersectional feminism took center stage championing the mutilation of mentally disturbed children in the name of “gender affirming” care. Before Queers for Palestine began carrying water for the Intifada. And before the Islamic immigrant invasion besieged the Western world thanks to the open-door policies of progressive politicians.
How might the subject of child sex robots play out today?
If the past is prologue, take a look back at the last great Islamic empire, the Ottomans, famous for institutionalizing not just pedophilia but sex slavery. Of Christian children, to be sure, kidnapped from conquered villages in an annual blood-tax gathering called the Devshirme. Beardless boys were groomed to become Janissaries, eunuchs, or sexual playthings for rich pashas while attractive little girls went into the harems of the ruling class.
Who’s to say that such a culture is inferior to the wicked Western cisheteropatriarchy and its oppressive notions of sex and gender? In the name of diversity, decolonization, and sexual freedom we cannot allow pedophilia to be falsely labeled a crime, or a disease. Bring on the child sex robots!
Welcome to the postmodern madhouse of academia, where liberatory ideas like this are brewed up every day.