In a startling revelation sure to roil multiple social justice movements, an anonymous whistleblower confirmed that Kimberlé Williams Crenshaw, the critical race theory scholar credited with developing Intersectional Theory, was a Mossad operative.
“When we assembled enough kompromat on Crenshaw to turn her into an asset after she joined the UCLA School of Law back in ‘86, we brainstormed ways to discredit academic antisemites,” explained agent Sherut Bitachion.
Crenshaw’s invention of intersectionality ended up bringing together a mélange of activist movements. With claims of being “oppressed” being the only ticket to join the cool kids club, new categories of ever more bizarre identities and radical causes came crashing in. Before long, the movement became a runaway train.
By that point the academic institutionalization of intersectionality had created substantial professional opportunities and benefits for scholars and administrators. So even after violence broke out burning down neighborhoods and turning campuses into war zones there was no way to put the genie back in the bottle.
“Who would have guessed this simple little psyop would end up devouring the Ivy League and inducing America’s oldest political party to commit electoral suicide,” sighed Bitachion. “Oh well. Excuse me, but I need to go recruit a replacement for Jeffrey Epstein.”