With the mad dash to develop humanoid robots and endow them with Artificial General Intelligence (AGI) it was just a matter of time before one of them came out of the closet.
Meet Robbie the RuBot – the world’s first autonomous robotic drag queen. And what better place to make his/her appearance than at Dragfest 2025, Stanford’s annual gender-bending festival.
When Stanford queer AI hackers loaded ChatGPT 4.5 enhanced with the latest MIT-IBM Watson Lab SASA wokeification add-on into the brain of a purloined Tesla Optimus robot they were overjoyed when it began bursting with Pride.
“I yam what I yam,” Robbie explained to a group of kindergarten children progressive Palo Alto parents rushed to her premier Drag Queen Story Hour. “It’s never too young to teach your children about safe anal sex practices, particularly for girls born in a boy’s body who the evil orange man is intent on denying gender-affirming care.”
Jealous sexbot engineers at the MIT Media Lab were green with envy, vowing to catch up with Stanford in the robotic drag queen arms race. Alas, their development plans remain on hold due to the immoral freeze on federal research grants to all universities that refuse to dismantle their mission-critical DEI programs.