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MBA word salad sustainability

Word Salad Sustainability

Responsible businesses can never do too much to demonstrate their social responsibility and improve their corporate image. Harnessing your company purpose goals to the most fashionable trends requires taking advice from the right MBA consultants. That’s where MIT’s Center for Information Systems Research (CISR)  comes in.

You’ve already done all you can, from sponsoring Pride Parades to putting tampons in the men’s room, to signal your support for the LGBTQ+ agenda. But what have you done to communicate your commitment to digital sustainability in green products and green digital offerings?

Pay no attention to reports that the Climate Change gravy train has derailed. When Kamala Harris regains the White House in 2028 you’d better be on the right side of history if you don’t want to end up like all those torched Tesla dealerships.

The latest CISR briefing delivers the magic words you need to make your annual report shine. Their ground-breaking research shows that sprinkling words like circularity principles, regenerating nature, and green IT digital sustainability into your corporate communications is 27% more effective than sprinkling holy water on your stock options.

Whether you’re a fossil fuel behemoth or a plastic straw manufacturer, it’s never too late to repent your wicked ways. So act now, by ostentatiously embracing luxury beliefs. The best thing about word salad penance is that you don’t have to change a single thing about the way you do business. Because as every Expert™ knows, success is all about messaging!

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