Neuroscientists and political scientists at MIT have scientifically proven that debunking election misinformation doesn’t work. That’s why they teamed up with Pfizer to develop a new anti-misinformation vaccine.
“We believe this vaccine, developed as part of the Biden administration’s Operation Orange Crush, will be ready to achieve FDA emergency authorization just in time to save Democracy from the wrong election results,” explained Principal Investigator Rebecca Saxe, Professor of Brain and Cognitive Sciences at MIT.
Since Elon Musk’s takeover of Twitter, which he darkly renamed X, it has become impossible to use legacy media to promote dominant narratives that establish the truth. Clinical trials indicate that 90% of patients treated with the new vaccine automatically believe any news story broadcast by CNN, while breaking out in hives if exposed to X for more than one minute. The vaccine also proved five times more effective than MIT’s recently released AI Debunk Bot at getting people to unquestioningly accept the dominant narrative.
Dr. Anthony The Science Fauci enthusiastically endorsed the new vaccine as the only practical alternative to permanently quarantining citizens who might vote incorrectly.
The California legislature quickly rushed a bill onto Governor Newsom’s desk mandating the anti-misinformation vaccine as a precondition for traveling on any public road or sidewalk in the state.