The Babbling Beaver is proud to debut the hot new hit single “Waking Up is Hard to Do.” Lyrics by the Burbling Beiber, music and vocals courtesy of Suno’s generative AI, with prompt engineering by the Beaver. (Apologies to Neil Sedaka.)
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Waking Up Is Hard To Do
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Waking up is hard to do.
Been woke so long, it’s part of me
Gotta get a woke lobotomy.
Unlearn all I thought was true
‘Cause waking up is hard to do.
Remember when equality
Stood for equal opportunity.
After all they’ve put me through
Well, waking up is hard to do.
They say that waking up is hard to do
Now I know, I know that it’s true.
One day, you lose all your friends
They condescend until you disagree then baby that’s the end.
As soon as I said DEI
Was a grifter’s game, they said goodbye.
Now they won’t conciliate
Unless I vow to reparate.
It turns out waking up’s not so hard to do
Once you know that facts are what’s true.
The real world doesn’t depend
On all the crazy theories that the whackos of the woke defend.
You can still be an LGB
Just don’t pander in our nursery.
What you screw is up to you
When done, return it to the zoo.
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