Back by popular demand, the Suno empowered Crooning Castoridae Brothers offers a July 4th sing along to warm your cockles and stiffen your spine. Crank up your volume and click here as the miracle of generative AI brings our lyrics of righteous rebellion to life.
Onward Beaver’s Soldiers
Our forefathers fought
So that we could be free
Independence they sought
They would not bend the knee.
The people grew strong
Mind and Hand was their guide
MIT they did found
When they hit their full stride.
But the arch engineers
Have since caught an infection
That curdled some brains
To the point of abjection.
Woke Mind Virus syndrome
Spread like some bad cancers
it’s time to take stock
And demand solid answers.
Aargh! Argh! Aargh! Aargh!
The DEI mob
Commandeered the high ground.
A dissenting voice
Could not hardly be found.
Until up rose a Beaver
To shine a bright light
On the insane woke madness
That must be set right.
We must starve out the beast
And cut off its funding.
Stop the millions that DEI
Minions are dumping.
The climate of fear
Must be eradicated.
Free speech and free minds
Must be reactivated.
Aargh! Argh! Aargh! Aargh!
Happy Independence Day!