As you can read on its website, MIT Sloan prides itself on PRIDE.
“Lesbians, gays, bisexual, and transgender individuals are welcome here at MIT Sloan. MIT Sloan is committed to developing LBGTQ+ student leaders and offers Reaching Out LBGTQI MBA Fellowships each year.” These fellowships are worth $20,000 or more and include special access to mentors and free attendance at a leadership summit.
To keep the fellowships pure, members of the cisheterosexual oppressor class who feel at home in their bodies and are only attracted to members of the opposite sex need not apply.
And you’d better watch your tongue because voicing forbidden beliefs that there is even such a thing as an opposite sex, or that there are only two immutable sexes, are grounds for being subjected to a harassment investigation by MIT’s IDHR office.
Thanks to the de facto enforcement moratorium practiced by Boston’s Office for Civil Rights, MIT enjoys a blanket exception to Title IX regulations when it comes to discriminating against white heterosexual males.
Please don’t be dismayed if you are a cisheterosexual that feels marginalized. According to the Romba Fellowship FAQ to join this elite club all you have to do is self-identify as LGBTQ. At MIT Sloan learning how to pay lip service to DEI, lie about your sexuality, and successfully pass as a member of a privileged identity group is your ticket to rapid promotion once you enter the business world.
While it’s hard to fake your race, it should come as no surprise that adopting the coveted LGBTQ brand is spreading like wildfire among America’s socially conscious Gen Z. Better get on the right side of history before you’re left in the dust!