Watch the “Hitler Reacts” sendup video featuring MIT President Sally Kornbluth and her hapless gang of overpaid DEI apparatchiks HERE.
The October 7th atrocities triggered the self-immolation of Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion at the hands of its staunchest advocates. The drama continues as intersectional decolonization pours gasoline on a raging fire. (N.B. – The Babbling Beaver is an equal opportunity offender. If your brain is so fogged that you think his satire is antisemitic, you haven’t been following his many posts on this matter.)
TRANSCRIPT
Congress has launched an investigation of MIT.
Angry alumni are withholding donations,
pro-Hamas demonstrations have broken out
in Lobby 7, 10, and the LGBTQ lounge,
and the Black Student Union has surrounded Hillel.
Don’t worry, our new Vice President of Equity & Inclusion will sort this out.
Our BELONGING campaign will succeed.
President Kornbluth.
Our entire DEI program … has collapsed.
Intersectionality and decolonization poisoned the campus.
Every identity group is at each other’s throats.
Everyone out except Chancellor Nobles, Provost Barnhart, Toady Espich, Lapdog Barret, Grifter Reagans, and Minister of Propaganda Haslanger.
What kind of a shitstorm have you handed me?
They told me this would be a cushy job.
You people have 150 frigging DEI staff.
You’ve been “training” MIT students for years.
How did so many of them turn into antisemitic jihadists?
Jewish alumni want to cut my balls off.
It’s a good thing I don’t have any.
I kept you all in place when I took over, and this is how you thank me?
We were just following Past President Reif’s orders.
Rafael Reif? That emasculated idiot!
But he raised $5 Billion dollars to Build a Better World!!
So the f*ck what. If Congress kicks us off the gravy train, it’s all over.
That bitch Stefanik already sacked the presidents of Harvard and UPenn.
The President of MIT is surely her next scalp!
What happens if they dredge up my role in the Duke coverup?
You think plagiarism is bad?
Two patients died in that bogus clinical trial.
Duke hushed it all up with a fat settlement, but that was then.
The whole story came out in that January 9, 2015 Cancer Letter.
Once that bloodhound Bill Ackman gets on my trail, I’m toast.
My whole career championing women in science is circling the drain
all because you intersectional nitwits declared war on Jews.
Self-loathing Jews paid for all this DEI shit!
Why did you have to wake them up?
We could have kept milking them like all the other universities.
But no! A pack of raghead rapists had to screw the pooch.
Where will the trannies go for empowerment now that DEI is dead?
How can we keep discriminating against men in admissions and hiring?
Do you know what it means if merit replaces affirmative action?
Don’t worry, we can all get jobs at Oberlin.
I guess I can go back to the lab.
All those smelly test tubes.
Training third-rate biologists that will never find jobs.
And what do you think will happen to you all?
Once the DEI game is up all you phonies are worthless.
Failed college administrators will be queueing in breadlines.
“You want fries with that?”