Sing along to the tune of “Santa Claus is Coming to Town.”
You better watch out.
You better comply.
You better not doubt,
I’m telling you why.
DEI is coming to town.
Anonymous list,
You’re caught in a vice.
You’ve been ratted out
And must pay the price,
DEI is coming to town.
They hear you when you’re speaking.
You must make no mistake.
If you are an oppressor, then,
Your spirit they will break.
Oh, you better watch out.
You better comply.
You better not doubt,
I’m telling you why.
DEI is coming to town.
Hamas is your thing?
With bullhorns you blare.
It makes the Jews frown,
But what do we care.
DEI is coming to town.
We thrive on double standards.
Our deans are all woke flakes.
Straight white males must detoxify,
But the trannies are just jake.
You better watch out.
You better comply.
You better not doubt,
I’m telling you why.
DEI is coming to town.