As vote tallies come in and the Incumbent Party heads toward what appears to be the worst midterm election defeat in history, experts at MIT’s School of Humanities, Arts, and Socialist Sciences have raised concerns that Russian interference, voter suppression, Elon Musk, Joe Rogan, January 6 insurrectionists, FOX News, systemic racism, transphobia, Putin inflation, and other irregularities prevented the correct party from winning.

MIT’s 21st Century Democracy Program is bringing settled science to the understanding of politics. “We place great faith in the American electoral process, except when the party on the right side of history loses,” said Percival Sorebottom, director of the Making a Just Society so Shut Up You White Supremacist program. “Democracy works when properly informed citizens do the right thing. When they do the wrong thing the only possible explanation is that it was caused by nefarious forces that need to be cancelled.”

Oh wait, the midterm elections didn’t happen yet. Nevermind. Check back in November.